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Kevin Hart Has the Most Horrifying Bathroom Story of All Time...

                                                                                                                                                       

There are no two places more awful than airports and public restrooms so imagine combining the two and Kevin Hart wins for the most nightmarish dinner party story of all time. He's also maybe got a sexual harassment suit, dependent upon a lenient judge and the laws of the state in which the incident occurred.

The Get Hard actor was on The Daily Show Wednesday and he and Jon Stewart got to talking about the importance of maintaining a messy life so as to have something to write a standup act about that people will relate to. Well, thank God for that because Hart has the mother of all dysfunctional stories. (His story starts around the 5:30 mark in the video.)

"What you can relate to is me taking a s--t in the airport and somebody kicking in the door to take a picture," Hart said. "That's a true story, by the way."

*record scratch* Hold up. What?!

"One of the most embarassing moments of my life right there. What do you do? I was sitting there and I'm looking at him, like, the first thing you want to do is cover up, but then you're angry so you've got to talk with your hands," he continued. "I ended up being fully exposed, it was a lot, it was a mess."
Stewart quickly turned red on his guest's behalf and laughed. Hysterically.
"I called security and in the middle of telling security what happened, I realized I looked like the idiot here," Hart added. "The guy's like, 'So you stood up off the toilet? You didn't just close the door back?'"

"Turns out, you're not going to run out of material," Stewart concluded. True dat.